Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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