I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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