my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont even know how to be here
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Randomize
