she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She tied me up with her honor cords...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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