Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
you never un-have a 4some
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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