Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
