Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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