At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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