Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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