I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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