I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Come see our sink grown plant.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
