so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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