How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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