GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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