What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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