We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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