I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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