My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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