Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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