did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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