i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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