that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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