so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
