question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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