Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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