just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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