Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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