It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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