Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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