Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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