I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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