Whod you bang
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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