I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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