great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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