Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Sober January is a disaster.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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