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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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