I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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