everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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