I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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