he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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