Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
