A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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