...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
