Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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