He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
