Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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