Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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