She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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