I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she looked like the before picture.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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