That's intense
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I love you.
Bad choice
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