matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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