The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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