He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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