I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You're a waste of cheezeits
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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