Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
