I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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